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THE SHANTARAM ENTERPRISES BLOG
by Shantaram the Magician himself!
Blog #1
Shantaram the Magician and the Wealthy Panhandler
"Could you spare some change," a dirty old grungy women asks.
"Here's five for you," a nice man hands this grungy women in her mid 30's a five dollar bill.
"The woman exclaims, "Thank you," in an extremely polite manner.
Next morning the women is as clean as a whistle, she wakes up and exits her palace, and it is pouring down rain. She gets out of her nice outfit and puts on her regular pan handling clothes, and goes outside in the grass where there is mud. She scours her face with the mud, and even takes dog feces and puts a little on her cheek as to smell utterly horrible.
She starts the pan handling day again. Her old torn up New York Yankees hat is filled with cash, she puts the cash into her old torn pocket when no one is watching. She's five hours into her alter life, "that of Pan Handling" and she has already made $200.
A guy from the New York stock exchange drops a $20 bill into her hat, and says, "Mam I wish you would get a job or something." She says, "I've been trying but no one will hire me." Little did this guy know, that was a stock broker, for AG Edwards, that this women in her mid 30's was a millionaire.
The lady was done for the day, and it was a Friday, and she was going to have a good time tonight. She went to an ATM machine, and withdrew $600 cash from the Etrade ATM machine, her receipt fell on the ground. It said she had 999,999 in her account, the ATM machine wasn't able to show how much money she really had in her account as it was more than $10,000,000.
She walked home to her swank apartment in New York City, when she entered, she tore off her rags, and took a nice warm shower, as it was raining outside and she was cold and needed to clean up. When she was done with her shower she put on her Patek Phillipe watch, one of the nicest watches anyone can buy, (Google It.) and slipped into her $7000 garment. She goes outside and pulls the old blue tarp of her Jaguar and goes to a club.
There she coincidentally sees the stock broker guy, that had given her $20, remember she was far more wealthy than that of the man that was a stock broker, and she knew this.
"Man, oh Man," exclaims the guy, "you look awful familiar." This women in her mid 30's was sharp, and she knew who he was, but he didn't know who she was.
They go on to chit chat, and the stock broker exclaims that he is a stock broker, to boost up his ego a little bit, in front of this gorgeous woman.
She says to the man, You should take 10,000, and put it into LKMA. It is a penny stock, leave it there for a year and watch what happens.
The man did this very thing, he put an extra 10 grand into this stock LKMA, he watched as the stock soared in value, in just a month he made 10 times his money, he let the stock ride, in a year the stock was worth 2.1 million dollars of his shares of the company. He quit working for AG Edwards, and moved to London.
This man stayed in London for six years and lived off of his money. He took a train into Paris, and went to a fancy restaurant one Saturday night, and there he saw this women pan handling, he knew who she was now. She exclaims, "That stock treated you well I see," he was driving around in a Lamborghini Murcielago that he rented in Paris when he went there.
This man was in complete shock!
3 years later this man and women started there own stock brokerage firm entitled, Kathleen & Turner Enterprises inc. The company had a net worth of 4.1 billion dollars, and succeeded admirably. Every person that got advice from either Kathleen or Turner became instantly rich, they were so smart at stock investing.
Later Kathleen died of cancer at 55 years old, Turner was extremely depressed, he was saddened by his lost love. He eventually committed suicide, 4 years after Kathleen died. Kathleen and Turner Enterprises, stock dropped significantly after the two deaths.
Kathleen and Turner are now the leaders of a new world, a world where you can or can't be, because only Kathleen and Turner let certain people into their world. Kathleen and Turner lived happily ever after. Hey can I have 5 bucks.
Regards Shantaram Laurence Jones
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